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Fayose-Obasanjo: Two eboras dragging same pair of trousers (1)

Tunde Odesola

(Published in The PUNCH, on Friday, November 21, 2025)

Accident and misfortune have no permanent abodes, though both roam aimfully about, looking to pounce. They are identical twins with different temperaments: one sprints, the other stalks. Sometimes they travel separately, sometimes hand-in-hand, depending on the havoc at hand. Swift or slow, they strike and go. The ensuing scenario, which occurred during the childhood of an acquaintance, writes in capital letters the joint signature of accident and misfortune.

Looking for a tan, my white acquaintance traced the sun to the beach, where he lay spread-eagled. When the sun hung low and hot – nígbàtí òrùn kan àtàrí – bronzing his forehead, John Fury (not his real name) decided to wade into the ocean for a cooling baptism.

For half an hour, John dived deep into the ocean, ducking under the waves, treading the tide, enjoying the symphony of heat and water.

After he was done, John rose from the sea and walked up the beach, refreshed and satisfied. Then, from the corner of his eye, he saw the wave coming behind. It swept past swimmers and giggling fun-seekers, frothy and hurtless, until it hit his calves, which buckled and sent him tumbling over backwards onto the sand.

He blinked and tried to laugh it off as he lay on his back and watched the ebbing tide foaming and fuming back into the sea. But the laugh flickered and fizzled out like a candle in the wind.

John couldn’t move.

From the chest down, he lay paralysed. “Medicine saved my hands,” he told me a few days ago, rubbing his hands together as if to reassure himself they were still working. But he never got up to walk again. The wheelchair became his legs. It’s now 20 years after.

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Unpredictability is the nature of accident, though misfortune may holler before hauling. Either way – accident or misfortune – the tide swings for friend or foe, never rejoice in another fellow’s fall because anyone may hold the cookie in both hands, no one can predict the way it’s going to crumble.

The next time you come across the physically-challenged or cognitively-impaired, please, do know that some of them were once able-bodied like you before fate or freewill caused an accident or a misfortune, changing their lives. But whether disability is inborn or sustained, persons living with physical or mental challenges must not be despised; rather, they should be given the wings to fly. An accident or a misfortune, you or I could have been in disability shoes.

Uhmm! Most Nigerian leaders are a study in accident; most are misfortune recalibrated; the nation’s backwardness, a badge of their ruinous reign. None is blameless. On their watch, the term ‘Accidental Discharge’ became government’s pacifier for the families of innocent citizens killed guns-a-blazing by ill-equipped and frustrated security forces.

While Nigerians shouted themselves hoarse holding a national debate on the propriety of the nation’s serving and retired generals turning their subordinates into ‘maiguards’ guarding a multimillion-dollar personal land belonging to a former Chief of Naval Staff, retired Vice Admiral Awwal Zubairu Gambo, Reuters, on November 19, 2025, published a story, “UK to build new munition factories to boost warfighting readiness.” On the same day, ABC News published a story titled “UK inflation drops to 4-month low, paving way for December rate cut”, just as Associated Press went to press with “UK defence secretary warns Russia it is ready to deal with any incursions after spy ship spotted”.

Topping the list of big headlines from Germany are two stories by Reuters. The first story is “Germany set to approve $3.5 billion defence package,” the other is “Industrial Electricity Price Relief on the Way.” In France, Reuters reports, “French National Team Qualifies for 2026 World Cup,” and “Early Greek Loan Repayment Gives France Budget Relief.”

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Rummaging through news reports, using the lens of PUNCH, this is a list of some Nigerian headlines. “Kebbi school abduction happened despite intelligence report – Tinubu,” “Tension as Wike, soldiers clash over ex-naval chief’s land,” “WQC: DR Congo knock out Super Eagles,” “Govs revolt as Wike’s expulsion breaks PDP,” “Police fire teargas as PDP factions clash in Abuja,” “Trump’s comment fuelled renewed attacks by violent groups – Akume,” “45 million Nigerians practise open defecation – Minister,” “N20bn fraud: Court adjourns arraignment as ex-director fails to appear,” “Banditry: Kwara closes schools in four LGs, demands military base.”

Need we search further to see why our country is today a paraDIES? Need we look further to know why our national hoe’s blade is blunted and our earth ravaged? A Yoruba proverb had long cautioned, ‘E wo enu ile, e wo enu oko’. Talentlessness is the Number 1 requirement for public office in Nigeria. Skilllessness is Number 2.

Ex-dictator, Chief Olusegun Matthew Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo is an 88-year-old retired general, farmer, engineer, statesman, politician and author. Aremu has survived many accidents and misfortunes in his rollercoaster life. Hailed by adherents and sycophants as Ebora Owu, Obasanjo, in all his 26 years of military service, never had a reported case of ‘accidental discharge’. However, controversy has continued to overshadow his involvement in the Nigerian Civil War, particularly the surrender of Biafran forces on January 15, 1970, with many crediting Colonel Benjamin Adekunle as the architect of Biafran surrender.

But there is another Ebora in Ekiti. His name at birth is Peter Ayodele, the son of Fayose. Fayose is a former governor of Ekiti State. He’s also a failed godfather and a failed People’s Democratic Party senatorial candidate. Tall, strong and combustive, Fayose calls himself Ebora to Nje Fried Rice – the Spirit who devours Fried Rice, impliedly placing himself high and above indigenous deities fed by humans.

Ebora is a Yoruba word that means spirit, gnome, powerful entity, or extraordinary individual. Fayose’s supporters also call him Oshokomole, a name that means spirit or tough and bold character. While Obasanjo combines soldiering toughness with his Ebora-ness, Fayose embodies two spirits – Ebora To Nje Fried Rice and Oshokomale. Both leaders are similar in many respects.

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Fayose came into national prominence in 2003 when he contested, grabbed and ran with the governorship crown of Ekiti. He powered into power on the wings of widespread appeal and federal might, having endeared himself to the masses with his free water supply initiative. But joy has a slender body that breaks too soon, warns Ola Rotimi in “The Gods Are Not to blame”. Soon, a poultry venture embarked upon by Governor Fayose in Ekiti put a knife into the father-son relationship between him and Obasanjo, who was the President. Fayose fell victim to a state-orchestrated impeachment plot and fled the Government House in disguise in October 2006.

Before an 18-wheeler truck came between them, Fayose was beholden to Obasanjo, whom he saw as the custodian of his political life, his god after God. Fayose’s first term was administered in ‘Ílà-Ílo’ hell, where he was a messenger to the different gods who demanded attention, favour and servitude. One of the Ekiti gods, whom Fayose had fallen out with, was particularly close to Obasanjo. The god, old and rich, muttered, “Good riddance,” when Fayose fled the Government House, tail between legs.

That was the day Fayose drew a red line. Instead of four years, he barely spent two in office. When he returned to the country after Obasanjo left office, Fayose was bleeding in the eyes, cursing out Obasanjo, whom he said was stricken by poverty after leaving office as military head of state in 1979, adding that the Ota farmer had to be rehabilitated before he could run for the Presidency in 1999.

In February 2011, I got a text inviting me to cover the 60th birthday anniversary of former Governor Olagunsoye Oyinlola of Osun State, in Okuku. That was ‘ojo buruku, Esu gbomi mu’ day when rampaging Satan was pacified to drink water. Dignitaries like Obasanjo and a former military Head of State, General Ibrahim Babangida, were in attendance when Fayose walked into the dining room of Oyinlola, whose wife, Princess Omolola, was personally serving out food to the political heavyweights. The host, Oyinlola, who had seen Fayose greet IBB and guests, without greeting Obasanjo, went up to him and asked why he didn’t greet Obasanjo. Fayose was blunt: I won’t greet a wicked father. Not one to be caught off guard, Obasanjo cocked his gun, aimed and fired back: I won’t acknowledge any greeting from a bad child.

Thus, the cat and mouse fight continued until 2013-2014 when Fayose was planning to run for governor the second time, and needed the platform of the PDP. That was when he reached out to Obasanjo in a letter seeking forgiveness and expressing remorse.

To be continued.

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Fayose-Obasanjo: Two eboras dragging same pair of trousers (1)

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2027: Competence, Not Zoning, Should Decide Nigeria’s Next President — Imasuagbon

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Nigerians should look beyond ethnicity, region and the longstanding debate over rotational presidency when choosing the country’s next leader, according to a chieftain of the African Democratic Congress (ADC), Kenneth Imasuagbon.

The former Edo State governorship aspirant said the priority ahead of the 2027 election should be finding a president with the ability to confront Nigeria’s economic, security and infrastructure challenges.

Speaking to journalists in Benin, Imasuagbon argued that presidential rotation is not a requirement of the Nigerian Constitution and should therefore not outweigh the question of competence.

He said voters should be more concerned about replacing poor schools with better ones, improving healthcare and addressing hardship than debating where the next president comes from.

Imasuagbon specifically appealed to voters in the South to support former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, who is contesting the 2027 presidency on the ADC platform.

According to him, Atiku has demonstrated the experience and determination needed to improve the country, describing the former vice president as someone capable of promoting national unity and fairness.

He also accused the Bola Tinubu administration of worsening economic pressure through policies including the removal of fuel subsidy, while expressing concern about the condition of roads, electricity and other infrastructure.

Imasuagbon argued that the next administration must focus on practical improvements in areas such as power, transportation, employment, security and public services.

The ADC chieftain also dismissed the idea that the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) would automatically benefit from its incumbency advantage in 2027.

He maintained that the electorate ultimately determines the outcome of an election, arguing that voters could change the political direction of the country if they were determined to do so.

Imasuagbon further criticised what he described as regional and ethnic considerations in the distribution of political appointments and opportunities, insisting that the next president should give Nigerians across different parts of the country a sense of belonging.

His comments come as political parties and their candidates intensify preparations for the 2027 presidential election.

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Lesson from Dotun Oladipo’s Brave Daughters, by Bamidele Johnson

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Lesson from Dotun Oladipo’s Brave Daughters, by Bamidele Johnson

 

I hope to grow old. I want to see my kids become real adults, find their own feet, make mistakes, recover from them, and perhaps one day complain that their own children are giving them grey hairs. I want that plainly stated before anything else, as everything that follows might read as a man agreeing to an early exit rather than a man simply being honest about the odds.

I want the decades. I want to become the grandfather who repeats the same stories until nobody bothers correcting him anymore. But wanting a thing and being granted are different things. The last year has made that difference harder to ignore than I would like. I have lost many friends recently to keep thinking that optimism is my natural resting state. Some of these men had better blood pressure than mine, better habits, better everything that is supposed to count. It did not save them.

There is no formula I know that reliably separates the men who make it to 70 from those who do not. Anyone who says he knows one is selling something. So, I do not assume that old age is an already booked destination. Even if I once did, which I doubt, the last three years have cured me of such an illusion. As such, I treat it as a hope rather than an expectation, and I have found that a more honest way to live.

It is exactly why I want something placed on record now, while I am still able to place things on record, rather than leave it for people to guess what my wishes were in the fog of a funeral week. If I do not make old bones, my children are not to be asked to read tributes at my funeral. Not one line, however short, however lovingly written.

This, for me, was settled today rather than re-opened. At Dotun Oladipo’s funeral service, his three daughters took turns to read their tributes to their dad, and I found myself watching them with awe. There was a kind of strength in them that I do not possess. It is the strength needed to stand in front of a hall brimming with grieving adults and speak about a man they have just lost. Forever. Strength, however, is not the same as ease. I could see plainly what that strength was costing them as they read. Their voices caught. Their composure held and then did not hold and then held again through sheer will.

In front of them, in the pews, men and women considerably older than them came undone in ways the girls themselves were somehow managing to resist. I went mightily close. Some of the sobbing was quiet, the type people try to fold into a handkerchief. Some of it was not quiet at all, the kind that announces itself whether or not you want it.

Those young women honoured their father with a grace that is beyond me. What they did was astonishing. So, what I am attempting is an observation of a custom I have now watched wound people. This was not the first time I had watched this particular ritual extract more than it should from people already running on fumes. I saw an earlier and harder version of it at a friend’s wake back in 2015.

The first son was called forward to read his father’s tribute, and he could not do it. He tried, but the words would not come, and he stood there in front of a crowd of mourners, with his grief simply refusing to organise itself into sentences. The officiating minister, rather than releasing him from the task, urged him to continue. I sat fizzing with sorrow and ire. He could not go on and, eventually, the minister accepted, but not before insisting a while longer than it should have reasonably taken. His younger brother was called up next, presumably on the theory that if one grieving son could not manage it, maybe another one could. He flunked it in the same way. Grief does not distribute itself more conveniently among siblings just because a programme has been printed and needs to be followed.

I have turned that memory over many times since, trying to work out why this part of the rites is treated as mandatory in the first place. I have not found a satisfying answer. Maybe it comes from a belief that a child’s words carry more weight than anyone else’s, which may even be true, but weight is exactly the problem when those carrying it are struggling to hold themselves together with nothing but adrenaline and the fear of dissolving in public.

Maybe it is simply inertia, the reason we still do a hundred things at funerals that nobody can explain the original purpose of. Either way, I have stopped looking for the justification. I no longer think one exists that is good enough to weigh against what I watched happen to that boy in 2015.

So, let this stand as my instruction rather than my preference, the kind of thing I would rather state plainly now than leave for my children to infer later from how uncertain I sound when the subject comes up in passing. If I do not get the old age I am hoping for, my children will not be asked to read a single word over my body. Someone else can speak for me. A friend, a stranger with a steadier voice and a smaller stake in the loss, anyone whose grief will not be quite so total that standing upright becomes almost impossible.

My children, of course, will sit in front and fall apart if that is what the day requires of them, but without the microphone. That, at least, is one small mercy I intend to arrange for them while I am still here to arrange it.

Dotun deserved every bit of the send-off his daughters gave him today, and I suspect he would have been the first to tell them to sit down and let someone else carry the weight for a while. He did not get a say in that, as none of us ever do once we are the ones being spoken of rather than the ones speaking. Rest well, Dotun. You raised three young women whose strength I will not soon forget. That alone says everything worth saying about the man you were.

 

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‘Tinubu Will Win Again in 2027’ — Charismatic Bishops’ Secretary

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‘Tinubu Will Win Again in 2027’ — Charismatic Bishops’ Secretary

A senior Nigerian cleric, Archbishop Chivir Chianson, has declared that President Bola Tinubu will retain the presidency after the 2027 general election, attributing the prediction to a message he said came from God.

Chianson, who serves as Secretary General of the Charismatic Bishops’ Conference of Nigeria, made the statement while appearing on Arise Television on Saturday.

Rather than basing his prediction on political calculations, the archbishop said his confidence came from what he described as the prophetic role of bishops.

He maintained that the conference had previously spoken about Tinubu’s political future based on what he said was divine revelation and that the President would return for another term.

Chianson also predicted that Tinubu’s performance would improve if he wins the 2027 election.

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Addressing the political opposition, the cleric said the bishops could not be blamed if rival parties failed to unite or organise themselves effectively ahead of the election.

He also sought to clarify the position of the bishops when dealing with government, saying their role in speaking truth to power did not mean they should approach political leaders with hostility or disrespect.

According to him, the Constitution, alongside their religious convictions, should guide how they engage the President and the country.

Chianson said he was sufficiently confident in his prediction to promise that he would return to the Arise TV studio after the 2027 election, when he expects the result to demonstrate that the bishops’ prophecy was correct.

His comments add a religious dimension to the increasingly active political conversation surrounding the 2027 presidential race.

‘Tinubu Will Win Again in 2027’ — Charismatic Bishops’ Secretary

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