Opinion
Peter Obi’s Animal Farm (I)
by Tunde Odesola
(Published in The PUNCH, on Friday, April 14, 2023)
Dear Mr Obi,
Today being Friday, I should’ve wished you Barka Jumat if you were a Muslim, but being a dyed-in-the-wool Catholic, who cringingly curried Christian favour in the just-concluded presidential election, I think it’s better to wish that the power of Christ’s resurrection heals your frailties – be they moral or political – this Easter season. I pray the same prayer for myself too because no one is a saint.
As we were both born in the 1960s, I’ll not be sheepish, bootlicking and manipulative to ‘yes daddy’ you because it’s not the covenant of God for me to idolise mere mortals in white cassocks, for the Holy Bible says in the Book of Matthew 24:11 that, “Many false prophets will arise and lead many astray.”
Though Nigerian Christians celebrated the resurrection of Jesus Christ on Monday, which was Easter, for me, Nigeria yet lies in the valley of the shadow of death – owing to the ceaseless atrocities of the political class, particularly in the last 24 years.
Your Excellency, I want to tell you some cold truths but I fear the deafening cacophony from your farm won’t allow you to listen and take heed – after the bitter presidential dogfight that witnessed your dog coming a distant third, according to the shambolic umpire called the Independent National Electoral Commission.
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Fellow compatriot, you’ve, no doubt, come a long way to earn the epaulettes on your styled black clothe – having wined and dined with the All Progressives Grand Alliance and the Peoples Democratic Party for over 20 years before transmogrifying into a knight in shiny armour, earning sainthood in the Labour Party.
Oga Obi, during your governorship and your time as Chairman, Securities and Exchange Commission, you failed to declare your foreign assets and businesses hidden in secret havens but your disciples, like the sheep in George Orwell’s Animal Farm, won’t stop bleating your incorruptibility.
In an online report headlined, “Pandora Papers: Inside Peter Obi’s secret business – and how he broke the law,” PREMIUM TIMES said Obi, during “an in-person interview,” admitted, “He did not declare these companies and the funds and properties they hold in his asset declaration filings with the Code of Conduct Bureau…
“He (Obi) said he was unaware that the law expected him to declare assets or companies he jointly owns with his family members or anyone else…However, our investigation, based on records obtained from the UK Companies House, shows that Mr Obi continued to be a director of Next International (UK) Limited for 14 months after becoming the governor of Anambra State, thereby breaking Nigeria’s law…”
The report published on October 4, 2021 said, “Mr Obi did not dispute the records PREMIUM TIMES cited but he claimed he ‘resigned immediately’ by handing his wife his resignation letter. He suggested that his company might have failed to effect the changes on time or the UK Companies House did not immediately document his exit. But the UK Companies Registry said Mr Obi indeed resigned on May 16, 2008.”
My friend and Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Kunle Adegoke, commented on the complicity of Obi in the Panama Papers report. The learned silk, scholar and philanthropist said, “It is contrary to the Constitution and the Code of Conduct Act for him to refuse to declare his assets in full. It is an impeachable offence for which he can face criminal prosecution. Remember that was what led to the removal of Onnoghen (a former Chief Justice of Nigeria).
“It is equally a gross misconduct and criminal diversion of state funds for him to mix state funds with his family business. The man doesn’t know the implication of his act and the people following him are impervious to truth.”
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Your Excellency, your traducers often twist your other name, Gregory, and mockingly call you Gringori, a jester character in the rested hilarious sitcom, New Masquerade, but I won’t; I’ll call you Gregory, which is a Greek male name that means watchful.
Oga Gregory, you should be watchful, lest some unwashed characters on your farm cause an inferno that will raze the barns of yams you’ve laboured so hard for, yanking your name from the hall of fame, pasting it on the page of infamy.
Mr Presidential candidate, you can go and verify; I’m not a member or supporter of any Nigerian political party. I’ve been consistently critical of the clueless All Progressives Congress and their President, retired and tired Major General Muhammadu Buhari; his wife, Aisha; and their children, their President-elect, Chief Bola Tinubu (I don’t feel like calling him Asiwaju); his wife, Remi; and their children.
I’ve also been persistently unsparing of the PDP and their presidential candidate, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar; former President Goodluck Jonathan, his wife, Patience; past and present PDP governors, serving and former PDP senators etc.
Sir, I’ve never in my life written a favourable line of prose or poetry for Tinubu or Atiku, let alone a whole article. This is my badge of honour.
Mr Obi, I see ALL Nigerian politicians as a pride of hungry lions charged with keeping a flock of sheep safe. I see Nigeria’s political leadership as a guidebook on how to sail a ship in the air. In many articles, I’ve stated my unbelief in the 2023 elections, positing that conducting elections without restructuring first was akin to wearing a pair of socks over shoes.
Lest I be accused of inconsistency, Obi nwannem, kindly permit me to make some clarifications: I love the Igbo, and their chi that made them goodly, enterprising, innovative, mercantile, exuberant, loveable, humorous, ubiquitous and kind. Every country deserves the Igbo. But I’m not in any way your fan because your hypocritical politics sickens me! Tufiakwa!
I know the creatures on your farm will attack me by going on their usual name-calling rampage without substantiating their assertions with facts or reason, and I remember the bleating sheep in Orwell’s Animal Farm, who started with singing ‘Four legs good, two legs bad’ but ended up chanting ‘Four legs good, two legs better’.
Oga ElluuPee, I won’t go the route of the herd, I’ll rather speak to you, the farm owner, and the Napoleons, Snowballs, Squealers – wise pigs of your farm – because it’s only with this scant critical mass of your following that one can have an intellectual engagement, most of the rest are millennial apples blown faraway from the tree of reason by the wind.
Yes Daddy, both APC and PDP online armies are not particularly better but if your movement symbolises change, common sense dictates that Obidients should do things differently from the retrogressive ways of the APC and PDP. Obidients should lead by example!
I’ve written tonnes of articles against Tinubu and Atiku; not once have their handlers or their armies, online and offline, ever reached out to me, or attacked me the way Obidients did when I wrote, “Obaship: Will Tinubu violate Yoruba culture for MC Oluomo?,” “Nigeria: Let the Igbo go,” “Yoruba rascals and Igbo idiots (1 & 2),” – all in support of the Igbo cause.
An Obidient Igbo acquaintance, full of self-importance, even deleted the article, “Yoruba rascals and Igbo idiots (1 & 2)”, from an Igbo-dominated WhatsApp group I belong to.
Like the sheep in Animal Farm, my acquaintance didn’t bother to read beyond the headline, “Yoruba rascals and Igbo idiots,” before jumping to the conclusion that the article must be anti-Obi and anti-Igbo, and deleted it. Blinded and bigoted, my acquaintance never read to know that the two-part article (posted by a group member) is a eulogy to the Igbo.
Sir, I’m not anti-Igbo. See, I wrote in defence of the Chairman, Ohanaeze Ndigbo Elders Forum, Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu, when his ‘Yoruba rascals’ speech was taken out of context.
Mr Obi, the omnipotent aggression and blatant intolerance by Obidients were what Nobel laureate, Prof Wole Soyinka, was talking about when he labelled the threat by your running mate, Yusuf Datti, as fascism. I implore you to deal with these Achilles heels before the tendons of your movement are cut off.
Your Excellency, if you won’t take a position on the fascism controversy, I’ll, for free, help dissect the Soyinka statement for you to see the foolishness and hypocrisy of your Obidient disciples.
To be continued
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Opinion
Tinubu’s Buharization of NNPC By Farooq Kperogi
Tinubu’s Buharization of NNPC by Farooq Kperogi
After the sustained, unwarranted personal attacks I endured for eight years from northerners for unswervingly calling out what I called the “embarrassingly undisguised Arewacentricity of Buhari’s appointments” in a February 2, 2019, column titled “Even Ahmadu Bello Would Be Ashamed of Buhari’s Arewacentricity,” I promised that I would look the other way if a southern president returned the favor after Buhari’s tenure.
But promises made in the heat of disillusionment often crumble under the weight of principle.
Ironically, this column was inspired by a well-regarded Yoruba supporter of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu who is worried, in fact embarrassed, by the optics of what he says is Tinubu’s relentless Yorubacentric take-over of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company (NNPC).
His concern wasn’t just partisan discomfort; it was a profound unease about how this nepotistic approach undermines national cohesion.
I frankly hadn’t been paying attention to the internal dynamics at the NNPC, but the acquaintance pointed out that Yoruba people now occupy major positions at the NNPC and that a certain (person) is “being proposed as GMD after Mele Kyari’s term expires” early next year.
I haven’t independently confirmed the accuracy of this claim but given the closeness of the source of information to people in the circles of power, it’s probably best to not dismiss this with the wave of the hand.
His concern is that Tinubu, from the Southwest, is already the minister of petroleum. Senator Heineken Lokpobiri, the Minister of State for Petroleum and Chairman of the NNPC, is from the South-South. Chief Pius Akinyelure from the Southwest is NNPC’s Non-Executive Board Chairman.
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The head of the NNPC Upstream Investment Management Services (NUIMS), Mr. Bala Wunti, my acquaintance pointed out, has been replaced by one Seyi Omotowa. Gbenga Komolafe is the chief executive officer of the Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC), making him the highest-ranking upstream regulator.
“If a Yoruba man were to be the GMD, another Yoruba man is the Chairman, and yet another Yoruba man is the regulator, that’s extreme lopsidedness,” and other parts of Nigeria would be justified to feel uncomfortable, my acquaintance said.
As with issues of this nature, the reality may be more complex that the surface-level impressions that I have been presented with. Of the 12-member non-executive Board of Directors, I counted at least four names that I recognize as northern, and that includes Kyari, the outgoing GMD.
The 7-member Senior Management Team on NNPC’s website has three northerners (if Kyari is included). That seems fair. Plus, Buhari actually appointed many of the Yoruba people in high places at the NNPC. By these metrics, one might argue that there’s a semblance of balance.
However, Tinubu’s broader public image tells a different story. His administration is rapidly cementing a reputation for Yorubacentric provincialism. Like the late Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, who governed Nigeria as if he were still a Katsina governor, Tinubu appears to be governing Nigeria as though he were still the governor of Lagos.
Just like Yar’adua was elected a Nigerian president but operated like a Katsina governor in Abuja, Tinubu is also, so far, a Nigerian president only in name. His mindset is still that of the governor of Lagos.
With a few notable (and in some cases unavoidable) exceptions, Tinubu’s government is largely the re-enactment of his time as the governor of Lagos. It is, for all practical purposes, an unabashed Lagos-centric Yorubacracy.
To be fair, though, with the possible exception of Olusegun Obasanjo’s administration, all civilian regimes since 1999 have been insular ethnocracies.
My source reminded me of a viral social media post I wrote on January 14, 2019, titled “New IGP: Why Progressive Northerners Should be Embarrassed” where I gave four reasons for being insistently censorious of Buhari’s Arewacentric appointments in response to southerners who asked why I was bothered since I was a northern Muslim who was “favored” by such appointments—“favored,” that is, on the emotional and symbolic plane.
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I pointed out that I criticized similar such parochial appointments by previous presidents from the South and that it would be hypocritical to look the other way because I was now “favored” by such appointments.
I said people from my region and religion won’t always be in power, and I wanted to be able to stand on a firm moral pedestal when I criticize future presidents who replicate Buhari’s (and previous presidents’) provincialism.
Most importantly, I said, I was personally embarrassed by Buhari’s insularity and that every progressive northerner should be. I described it as the sort of embarrassment you feel when your best friend who thinks highly of your mother visits you in your home and your mother, during a family dinner, gives you a considerably bigger food portion size and choicer pieces of meat than your friend.
“You feel like screaming: ‘Mom, I know you love me, but you’re embarrassing me by showing overt preferential treatment to me in the presence of my friend’,” I wrote.
The Yoruba acquaintance of mine who alerted me to the creeping Yoruba-centric take-over of the NNPC said he was doing so out of a feeling of the same sense of embarrassment that inspired my rage against Buhari’s appointments that favored the North unfairly, especially in the areas of security.
Tinubu is doing in the economy sector what Buhari did in the security sector. The minister of finance, the governor of the central bank, and every other consequential agency in finance is headed by a Yoruba man. I am not sure Nigeria has ever seen this level of extreme, state-sanctioned ethnocentric domination of a critical segment of national life.
Appointing another Yoruba individual as the head of the NNPC would complete what many already perceive as the ethnic capture of Nigeria’s economic nerve center. It would not only cement Tinubu’s image as an insensitive ethnocrat but also exacerbate public discontent and foster deeper divisions in an already polarized nation.
If Tinubu is unaware of this burgeoning perception, he needs to awaken to its reality. Leadership is not just about policies and actions; it’s also about managing optics and inspiring confidence in a nation’s collective identity.
In a September 5, 2015, column titled “Buhari is Losing the Symbolic War,” where I railed against the exclusion of Igbo people in Buhari’s first appointments, I wrote:
“Symbolism isn’t the same thing as substance. Appointing people to governmental positions does nothing to improve anybody’s lot—except, perhaps, the people so appointed and their immediate families.
“Jonathan’s disastrous 5-year presidency couldn’t even bring basic infrastructure like boreholes to his hometown of Otueke, yet his people derive vicarious satisfaction from the fact of his being Nigeria’s former president.
“Human beings are animated by a multiplicity of impulses, including rational and emotional impulses, both of which are legitimate. When we turn on our rational impulses, we may ask: What would appointing an Igbo man as SGF, for instance, do to Igbo people? The answer is ‘nothing.’
“But we are more than rational beings: we are also emotional beings. That’s why people are invested in symbolism. Appointing someone from the southeast or the deep south is merely a symbolic gesture, but it inspires a sense of inclusion in the minds of many people from that region; it serves as a symbolic conduit through which people vicariously connect with the government.”
This cycle of ethnic favoritism must end if Nigeria is to realize its full potential as a nation. To grow and thrive, we need leaders who can transcend the narrow confines of ethnocracy.
We need leadership that embraces diversity and inclusion, not as buzzwords but as guiding principles for governance. Only then can we begin to heal the fractures that divide us and build a nation that serves all its citizens, regardless of ethnicity or region.
Farooq Kperogi is a renowned Nigerian columnist and United States-based Professor of Media Studies.
Tinubu’s Buharization of NNPC by Farooq Kperogi
Opinion
Ademola Lookman showed Davido and Kemi Badenoch that wisdom is not by age – Omokri
Ademola Lookman showed Davido and Kemi Badenoch that wisdom is not by age – Omokri
Recently, the singer David Adeleke was given a global stage to do whatever he wanted and deliver any message.
Sadly, Mr. Adeleke used the opportunity to speak in an American accent. Not only that, he used that American accent to talk down on Nigeria and tell the world not to invest in Nigeria because, as he put it, Nigeria’s “economy is in shambles”.
Coincidentally, a month after his faux pas, Kemi Badenoch, probably inspired by Davido, used her British accent to talk down Nigeria, calling us “a very poor country” where the police rob citizens.
But the interesting thing about her own case is that the next day, the BBC featured a panel of Conservative Party big shots, and one of them, Albie Amankona, a party chieftain from Chiswick, who is also a celebrity broadcaster, said, and this is a direct quote:
“If you are a Brexiteer, and you are saying we need to be expanding our global trade beyond the European Union, we want to be looking at emerging markets for growth, don’t slag off one of the fastest growing economies in Africa.”
Is it not strange that it took the BBC and a British politician to promote Nigeria as one of the fastest-growing economies in Africa?
And just when we thought it was all bad news, God gave us a breath of fresh air in the youthful Ademola Lookman, who used the global podium granted to him by his winning the 2024 African Footballer of the Year award to promote and project Nigeria and the Lukumi Yoruba language to the world.
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Wisdom is not by age. If not, Ademola Lookman, who is just twenty-seven, will not have displayed greater wisdom than David Adeleke, who is thirty-two, and Kemi Badenoch, at forty-four.
Mr. Lookman proved that the age of Methuselah has nothing to do with the wisdom of Solomon.
And it is not as though other ethnicities with global icons do not also project Nigeria. They do.
Dr. Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala spoke Igbo on the podium of the WTO in Geneva. In terms of prestige, she is FAR above Lookman.
My campaign is not for the Lukumi Yoruba alone. It is for all sub-Saharan Black Africans to learn to speak their language and not use ability to speak English or another colonial language as a measure of intelligence.
Besides Lukumi Yoruba and Hausa, every other Nigerian language, including Fulfulde, is gradually dying out.
General Buhari is half Fulani and half Kanuri. Yet, he cannot speak either Fuifulde or Kanuri. But he speaks Hausa and English.
Fact-check me: In 2012, UNESCO declared Igbo an endangered language.
However, the Lukumi Yoruba are to be commended for their affirmative actions to advance their language and culture.
Let me give you an example. All six Governors of the Southwest bear full Lukumi names: Jide Sanwa-Olu, Seyi Makinde, Dapo Abiodun, Ademola Adeleke, Abiodun Oyebanji, and Orighomisan Aiyedatiwa.
No other zone in Nigeria has all its governors bearing ethnic Nigerian names as first and second names. They either bear Arabic or European names as first names or even first and second names.
If we truly want to be the Giant of Africa, we must take affirmative steps to preserve our language and culture so we can have children like Ademola Lookman.
Teach your language to your children before you teach them English. They will learn English at school. Being multilingual is scientifically proven to boost intelligence.
Fact-check me: In the U.S., Latino kids do not speak English until they start school. They learn Spanish as a first language.
Even if you relocate to the UK, the best you can be is British. You can never be English. And if your choice of Japa is the U.S., the highest you can be is an American citizen. You will never become a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant WASP.
Your power lies in balancing ancient and modern, Western and African, English (or other colonial languages) and your native tongue.
That is the way to reverse language erosion, like the Lukumi Yoruba.
Ademola Lookman showed Davido and Kemi Badenoch that wisdom is not by age – Omokri
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Kemi Badenoch’s Hate for Nigeria – Femi Fani-Kayode
Kemi Badenoch’s Hate for Nigeria – Femi Fani-Kayode
“I find it interesting that everyone defines me as a Nigerian. I identify less with the country than with my specific ethnic group. I have nothing in common with the people from the north of the country, the Boko Haram, where Islamism is. Being Yoruba is my true identity and I refuse to be lumped with the northern people of Nigeria who were our ethnic enemies, all in the name of being called a Nigerian”- @KemiBadenoch.
Dangerous rhetoric
Kemi Badenoch, MP, the leader of the British Conservative Party and Opposition in the @UKParliament, has refused to stop at just denigrating our country but has gone a step further by seeking to divide us on ethnic lines.
She claims that she never regarded herself as being a Nigerian but rather a Yoruba and that she never identified with the people from the Northern part of our country who she collectively describes as being “Boko Haram Islamists” and “terrorists”.
This is dangerous rhetoric coming from an impudent and ignorant foreign leader who knows nothing about our country, who does not know her place and who insists on stirring up a storm that she cannot contain and that may eventually consume her.
It is rather like saying that she identifies more with the English than she does with the Scots and the Welsh whom she regards as nothing more than homicidal and murderous barbarians that once waged war against her ethnic English compatriots!
All this coming from a young lady of colour that is a political leader in a multi-ethnic, multi-religious and multi-cultural country that lays claim to being the epitome of decency and civilisation! What a strange and inexplicable contradiction this is.
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Her intentions are malevolent and insidious and her objective, outside of ridiculing and mocking us, is to divide us and bring us to our knees.
I am constrained to ask, what on earth happened to this creature in her youth and why does she hate Nigeria with such passion?
Did something happen to her when she lived here which she has kept secret?
Kemi Badenoch’s Hate for Nigeria – Femi Fani-Kayode
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