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(Published in The PUNCH, on Monday, October 17, 2022)

Wear a crown on a pig, clad it in the starchiest agbada, and sheathe its feet in Gucci shoes, it’s still a pig, not a king.

More than a thousand years after Oduwuwa ruled Ile-Ife in the 12th Century, and his scions expanded the kingdom to Dahomey and beyond, a taboo of impunity has descended on Yoruba palaces.

Sadly, pigs have clambered unto Yoruba thrones; firstly lifting their snouts and forelegs unto the seats of power while they momentarily rest on their hindlegs clumsily, before heaving themselves up the thrones to undeserved royalty and piggery.

I bring to you the parroted tale of a wicked king called Nureni Oduwaye. Oduwaye is the Onifojege of Fojege, a patch near Sotubo in Sagamu-Remo, Ogun State.

On September 21, 2022, Oduwaye clambered down from his throne, left honour and dignity in the palace, and headed up to a hotel called Moore Blessing, in Ikenne, where he manifested his piggery, kicking a chef, Wasiu Oduwole, in the eye with one of his hindlegs over an allegation that the chef danced with his queen. Eternal darkness fell on the left eye of Oduwole, leaving him with one eye to view the camera called life.

On September 30, 2022, a kindred of Oduwaye, Saheed Adamson, who is the traditional ruler of Ajido community in the Badagry area of Lagos State, also battered one of his high chiefs, Michael Kunnuji, in public, leaving him with a bloody face.

In the two separate instances, however, the police pointedly told Oduwole and Kunnuji that they couldn’t arrest the assailants because they were monarchs, a sad testimony that the Nigerian police force remained a state organ created to protect the powerful and oppress the poor.

In the case of Oduwole, the Area Commander, Sagamu, Ojugbele Adebola, reportedly said he (Area Commander) was a prince and, as such, could not arrest the king. Now, I clearly hear Fela Anikilapo’s voice, “Hear o, another animal talk!” in Beast of No Nation.

When contacted on the phone for his reaction, Oduwaye said he had visitors and couldn’t talk with THE PUNCH. The mother of Oduwole, Shakirat, said the Area Commander was bent on perverting justice, stressing that the police have refused to investigate the case.

Similarly, the police said they couldn’t arrest Adamson because of his royal status but Kunnuji’s lawyer, Ganiu Adeola, has vowed to ensure that justice was served.

Commenting on the ruthless attitude of some traditional rulers, a former Vice Chancellor of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Prof Wande Abimbola, said the unwieldy number of monarchs in Yoruba was one of the causes of the misbehaviour among them.

In a telephone interview with me on Saturday, Abimbola, the Awise Awo Agbaye said, “Yoruba traditional rulers are too many. They are over 10,000. So, there are no checks and balances. Some communities have between 30 and 40 obas. Many of them who parade themselves as obas today were baales or heads of farmsteads. Kingship in the land has been so bastardised that some of them don’t even mind being kings over just their houses alone.

“Ooni Adesoji Aderemi said there are only 17 kings in Yoruba land. We must stop and ask ourselves if we want to continue with kingship or not. Having this large number of kings is too much, and it has turned the whole thing into a comedy.

“Our legislators should carry our traditional rulers along in their deliberations, we should give our kings roles to play in our democracy.”

The Olubadan of Ibadan, Oba Lekan Balogun, said it was wrong for any oba to engage in a fight, adding that it was a sign of irresponsibility for any adult to fight in public.

Balogun, who is 42nd Olubadan, spoke through his media aide, Oladele Ogunsola, on Saturday, in a telephone chat.

“For an Oba to publicly attack somebody is an indication that such an oba has not yet conquered his anger which is a big minus on his part. Anger is a psychological problem kindled by emotion and the moment one is still subjected to the dictate of his emotions, it amounts to deficiency in character. Olubadan certainly frowns on acts considered as adult delinquency.”

The first-class monarch said the long succession line to the throne of Ibadan subjects Olubadans to a profound learning process that imbues them with character, content and compassion.

A prince and former governor of Osun State, Olagunsoye Oyinlola, said a real blue blood won’t desecrate the royal stool with bad behaviour, stressing, however, that not all kings were Judases.

Oyinlola, in a telephone chat with me, said, “There are bad eggs among bishops and imams too. A true blue blood prince who’s made an oba won’t misbehave.”

The Osemawe of Ondo, Oba Adesimbo Kiladejo, a first-class ruler, said kingship was an honourable position. Kiladejo, who spoke through his palace spokesperson, Chief Tadese Akinwande, said obas were the custodians of the traditions and customs of the people, and should live above board.

Also, speaking in a telephone interview with me, the Aragbiji of Iragbiji, Osun State, Oba AbdulRasheed Olabomi, another first-class ruler, said modernisation has changed the operation of monarchy in Yoruba land.

He said, “So many things have changed in the way Yoruba kingship system has evolved. There’s a need to rejig the whole architecture of obaship so as to revamped the system.”

One of the first-class Obas in Ekiti State, the Alawe of Ilawe Ekiti, Oba Adebanji Alabi, said on the phone that the attack was an extreme case of anger if the Kabiyesi in question actually blinded the man.

He said, “We need to get the details of what happened. Until we have that it will be difficult to comment on it. However, it is ungentlemanly for anybody to fight in public. That is a barbaric act, and to say an Oba fought in public makes the case worse. But we have to get the whole story to know what happened from the beginning.

“We need to know if the oba was the one that actually did that. But as omoluabi that Yoruba people are, it is not expected of any reasonable person to fight in public even if you are not an oba.”

The Eselu of Iselu land in Yewa-North Local Government Area of Ogun State, Oba Akintunde Akinyemi, said traditional rulers shouldn’t engage in brawls.

He said, “That is the height of it. Traditional rulers are not meant to fight (at all), not to talk of fighting somebody because of your wife, and going to the extent that he kicked the person (in the eye), that’s very abnormal.

“At times, provocation can set in, the best thing is to walk away. Because, it is not easy at times – what you cannot take when you are not an Oba, but, when you are an Oba, you need to control.”

Not everyone in the Nigerian Police Force is a bribe taker, but a force notorious for changing the course of justice in favour of the bribe giver, is a promoter of criminality.

With these two cases of suspected inducement, dereliction of duty and victimisation, the Inspector General of Police, Alkali Baba, can launder the bad image of the force by ordering fresh investigations into both cases and getting justice for the victims. Doing so will reassure Nigerians that once a case comes to the hearing of the IGP, justice is on the way.

No doubt, the growing despicable behaviour of some Yoruba obas has rubbed off badly on the collective integrity of the class, creating an impression that obaship for some of the bad eggs is weapon of oppression.

If the kung fu trend among Yoruba obas doesn’t cease, maybe dictionary writers won’t have an option than to include obacheap and obasheep in their lexicons.

Pigs can only be pigs. They can never be kings.

 

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2027: Competence, Not Zoning, Should Decide Nigeria’s Next President — Imasuagbon

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Nigerians should look beyond ethnicity, region and the longstanding debate over rotational presidency when choosing the country’s next leader, according to a chieftain of the African Democratic Congress (ADC), Kenneth Imasuagbon.

The former Edo State governorship aspirant said the priority ahead of the 2027 election should be finding a president with the ability to confront Nigeria’s economic, security and infrastructure challenges.

Speaking to journalists in Benin, Imasuagbon argued that presidential rotation is not a requirement of the Nigerian Constitution and should therefore not outweigh the question of competence.

He said voters should be more concerned about replacing poor schools with better ones, improving healthcare and addressing hardship than debating where the next president comes from.

Imasuagbon specifically appealed to voters in the South to support former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, who is contesting the 2027 presidency on the ADC platform.

According to him, Atiku has demonstrated the experience and determination needed to improve the country, describing the former vice president as someone capable of promoting national unity and fairness.

He also accused the Bola Tinubu administration of worsening economic pressure through policies including the removal of fuel subsidy, while expressing concern about the condition of roads, electricity and other infrastructure.

Imasuagbon argued that the next administration must focus on practical improvements in areas such as power, transportation, employment, security and public services.

The ADC chieftain also dismissed the idea that the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) would automatically benefit from its incumbency advantage in 2027.

He maintained that the electorate ultimately determines the outcome of an election, arguing that voters could change the political direction of the country if they were determined to do so.

Imasuagbon further criticised what he described as regional and ethnic considerations in the distribution of political appointments and opportunities, insisting that the next president should give Nigerians across different parts of the country a sense of belonging.

His comments come as political parties and their candidates intensify preparations for the 2027 presidential election.

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Lesson from Dotun Oladipo’s Brave Daughters, by Bamidele Johnson

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Lesson from Dotun Oladipo’s Brave Daughters, by Bamidele Johnson

 

I hope to grow old. I want to see my kids become real adults, find their own feet, make mistakes, recover from them, and perhaps one day complain that their own children are giving them grey hairs. I want that plainly stated before anything else, as everything that follows might read as a man agreeing to an early exit rather than a man simply being honest about the odds.

I want the decades. I want to become the grandfather who repeats the same stories until nobody bothers correcting him anymore. But wanting a thing and being granted are different things. The last year has made that difference harder to ignore than I would like. I have lost many friends recently to keep thinking that optimism is my natural resting state. Some of these men had better blood pressure than mine, better habits, better everything that is supposed to count. It did not save them.

There is no formula I know that reliably separates the men who make it to 70 from those who do not. Anyone who says he knows one is selling something. So, I do not assume that old age is an already booked destination. Even if I once did, which I doubt, the last three years have cured me of such an illusion. As such, I treat it as a hope rather than an expectation, and I have found that a more honest way to live.

It is exactly why I want something placed on record now, while I am still able to place things on record, rather than leave it for people to guess what my wishes were in the fog of a funeral week. If I do not make old bones, my children are not to be asked to read tributes at my funeral. Not one line, however short, however lovingly written.

This, for me, was settled today rather than re-opened. At Dotun Oladipo’s funeral service, his three daughters took turns to read their tributes to their dad, and I found myself watching them with awe. There was a kind of strength in them that I do not possess. It is the strength needed to stand in front of a hall brimming with grieving adults and speak about a man they have just lost. Forever. Strength, however, is not the same as ease. I could see plainly what that strength was costing them as they read. Their voices caught. Their composure held and then did not hold and then held again through sheer will.

In front of them, in the pews, men and women considerably older than them came undone in ways the girls themselves were somehow managing to resist. I went mightily close. Some of the sobbing was quiet, the type people try to fold into a handkerchief. Some of it was not quiet at all, the kind that announces itself whether or not you want it.

Those young women honoured their father with a grace that is beyond me. What they did was astonishing. So, what I am attempting is an observation of a custom I have now watched wound people. This was not the first time I had watched this particular ritual extract more than it should from people already running on fumes. I saw an earlier and harder version of it at a friend’s wake back in 2015.

The first son was called forward to read his father’s tribute, and he could not do it. He tried, but the words would not come, and he stood there in front of a crowd of mourners, with his grief simply refusing to organise itself into sentences. The officiating minister, rather than releasing him from the task, urged him to continue. I sat fizzing with sorrow and ire. He could not go on and, eventually, the minister accepted, but not before insisting a while longer than it should have reasonably taken. His younger brother was called up next, presumably on the theory that if one grieving son could not manage it, maybe another one could. He flunked it in the same way. Grief does not distribute itself more conveniently among siblings just because a programme has been printed and needs to be followed.

I have turned that memory over many times since, trying to work out why this part of the rites is treated as mandatory in the first place. I have not found a satisfying answer. Maybe it comes from a belief that a child’s words carry more weight than anyone else’s, which may even be true, but weight is exactly the problem when those carrying it are struggling to hold themselves together with nothing but adrenaline and the fear of dissolving in public.

Maybe it is simply inertia, the reason we still do a hundred things at funerals that nobody can explain the original purpose of. Either way, I have stopped looking for the justification. I no longer think one exists that is good enough to weigh against what I watched happen to that boy in 2015.

So, let this stand as my instruction rather than my preference, the kind of thing I would rather state plainly now than leave for my children to infer later from how uncertain I sound when the subject comes up in passing. If I do not get the old age I am hoping for, my children will not be asked to read a single word over my body. Someone else can speak for me. A friend, a stranger with a steadier voice and a smaller stake in the loss, anyone whose grief will not be quite so total that standing upright becomes almost impossible.

My children, of course, will sit in front and fall apart if that is what the day requires of them, but without the microphone. That, at least, is one small mercy I intend to arrange for them while I am still here to arrange it.

Dotun deserved every bit of the send-off his daughters gave him today, and I suspect he would have been the first to tell them to sit down and let someone else carry the weight for a while. He did not get a say in that, as none of us ever do once we are the ones being spoken of rather than the ones speaking. Rest well, Dotun. You raised three young women whose strength I will not soon forget. That alone says everything worth saying about the man you were.

 

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‘Tinubu Will Win Again in 2027’ — Charismatic Bishops’ Secretary

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‘Tinubu Will Win Again in 2027’ — Charismatic Bishops’ Secretary

A senior Nigerian cleric, Archbishop Chivir Chianson, has declared that President Bola Tinubu will retain the presidency after the 2027 general election, attributing the prediction to a message he said came from God.

Chianson, who serves as Secretary General of the Charismatic Bishops’ Conference of Nigeria, made the statement while appearing on Arise Television on Saturday.

Rather than basing his prediction on political calculations, the archbishop said his confidence came from what he described as the prophetic role of bishops.

He maintained that the conference had previously spoken about Tinubu’s political future based on what he said was divine revelation and that the President would return for another term.

Chianson also predicted that Tinubu’s performance would improve if he wins the 2027 election.

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Addressing the political opposition, the cleric said the bishops could not be blamed if rival parties failed to unite or organise themselves effectively ahead of the election.

He also sought to clarify the position of the bishops when dealing with government, saying their role in speaking truth to power did not mean they should approach political leaders with hostility or disrespect.

According to him, the Constitution, alongside their religious convictions, should guide how they engage the President and the country.

Chianson said he was sufficiently confident in his prediction to promise that he would return to the Arise TV studio after the 2027 election, when he expects the result to demonstrate that the bishops’ prophecy was correct.

His comments add a religious dimension to the increasingly active political conversation surrounding the 2027 presidential race.

‘Tinubu Will Win Again in 2027’ — Charismatic Bishops’ Secretary

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